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Browsing around last night, I saw that now you can just make that awkwardness part of your trip to Whole Foods. Whole Foods now carries Sir Richards condoms. So while you’re picking up your soy milk and cereal, you can grab a box of rubbers, casein free of course. If you’re feeling especially adventurous, grab a can of Soyatoo Vegan Whipped Cream. (Remember: you’re going to have to face the cashier’s eyebrow anyway. Why not make it worth the wile?)

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