No More Awkward Trips to the Drugstore

Browsing around last night, I saw that now you can just make that awkwardness part of your trip to Whole Foods. Whole Foods now carries Sir Richards condoms. So while you’re picking up your soy milk and cereal, you can grab a box of rubbers, casein free of course. If you’re feeling especially adventurous, grab a can of Soyatoo Vegan Whipped Cream. (Remember: you’re going to have to face the cashier’s eyebrow anyway. Why not make it worth the wile?) Continue reading No More Awkward Trips to the Drugstore

One Day A Girl Went Walking…

10-21-2011 The title’s a nod to my siblings. Growing up, my brother used to sing a song he claims he learned while a boy scout. Mr. Mr Johnny Rebeck how could you be so mean. I told you you’d be sorry for inventing that machine. Now all the neighbors cats and dogs will nevermore be seen. They’ve all been turned to sausages in Johnny Rebeck’s machine. Well one day this girl went walking down what seemed to be Fur Avenue here in NYC. As I walked east across the island, I looked up to see the passing store was a … Continue reading One Day A Girl Went Walking…